I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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