I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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