OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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