I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
no you cant smoke seaweed
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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