Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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