drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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