Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
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He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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