I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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