we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Randomize