I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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