I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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