Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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