I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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