I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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