if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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