i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You have to summon your inner elephant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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