no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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