at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
wrigley field is MILF paradise
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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