What did we do last night that was yellow?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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its like you know when i get waxed
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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