At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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