I can't watch pbs sober anymore
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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