im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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