So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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