She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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