At least make sure they are 18
Why
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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