so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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