Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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