is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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