You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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