Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
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Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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