So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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