I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
God, I missed his penis.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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