Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
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I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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