I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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