I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
do nipples grow back?
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