he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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