I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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