am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Last time i carry you out of a forest
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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