You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
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"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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