I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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