He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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