Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
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Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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