AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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