He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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