It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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