I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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