And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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