She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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