It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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