My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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