The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize